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Let’s talk about modern romance, Kenyan edition. Back in the day, love letters were handwritten. These days? If bae sends you Ksh 200 via M-Pesa for lunch, that's true love. 😂 You know it’s serious when someone saves your name with a heart emoji… not just “Simon Plumber.” 💔 Ever been on a date and the only thing hotter than the chips was the Wi-Fi password? 🤣 Or when she says, “I'm not hungry,” then finishes your plate? That’s love… or robbery. And don't get me started on romantic texts: Him: "I miss you." Her: "Send fare." Mwanaume ni effort, but also, mwanaume ni broke sometimes. 😩 Love isn’t about flowers anymore. It's about replying to her texts even when Safaricom is acting up. It’s about tagging him on memes instead of throwing shade. It’s about surviving love, drama, and 3-hour delivery delays together. Moral of the story? If you find someone who sends you lunch, laughs at your lame jokes, and doesn't mind your cracked screen — marry t...